Archive for May, 2009

by Camilla Akrans

When I consider my heritage and the women within it I often envision the castle in Ireland which is now a mere row of bricks, beautiful and full bodies seated to be painted, mounds of illustrious jewelry, screams of rage in injustice and betrayal, and beauty beyond measure. My mother’s family has a history of wealth and prestige and the women seemed as complex as the multi-cut diamonds that dripped of their ear lobes.

One of those women who still holds that enigmatic allure is Aunt Dorie. Nowadays I know her quite well but the woman I saw through my childhood eyes was mysterious and captivating to me mostly because of the home she lived in. I imagined it represented herself and the generations that proceeded me, therefore, drawing me into herself and the house all at once. Kris and I loved to visit because it was like a labyrinth. From the outside it tricked one into believing that it was an ordinary suburban estate in Pennsylvania. However, once the door was opened quite the opposite was fitting. Through a child’s eyes, and even in recent and reoccurring dreams, it seemed the never-ending house. 

Aunt Dorie and her daughter Jamie both profess I am not alone in my sleeping life. It seems that nearly everyone who has come in contact with the house is happily haunted by it to this day. The most common dormant hallucination among them all is the discovery of additional rooms and treasures. I always find a secret door in the living room which leads to a bedroom where I find Dorie sleeping. It is enormous and covered in ceiling to floor gold mirrors. Her bed rests on a five foot tall marble pedestal and her eyes are covered in a satin mask. I always creep past her and discover additional sleep quarters which are very creepy. They are empty but possess a looming sense of danger and spiritual darkness. Sometimes I am so drawn to this place that I sit in those rooms for long periods of time, staring at the barren walls and teal carpet. It is the only area that reflects no part of Dorie’s actual home.

Of course, I often wish I could visit it as it were instead of in sleep alone. The house left our family eight years ago or so and my aunt now lives in Newport Beach, CA. We all talk about how much we’d love to take the new people in our lives there; the only way I can do so is with my words.

On the exterior the only visible colors from the street were grays, white, and black. A stone walkway led up to the front door which was art deco in style. Plush, deep green bushes darkened the yard and I used to say the outside “smelled like caterpillars.” This misunderstanding was birthed when there were dozens of caterpillars on the walkway in spring, the kind of bugs that would turn into moths unless stepped on to reveal their ketchup, mustard, and relish colored innards. This site paired with the blossoming scents of the season led me to believe this was the smell of caterpillars.

The door swung open into a long hallway that left a visitor several options. One could turn right down the black patent-leather stairs, further right up the cream carpeted staircase, straight into the tiled kitchen, or left into the living room. Let’s turn left, shall we?

by Terry Tsiolis 

Aunt Dorie had a penchant for luxurious floral carpets, bourgeois fringe lamps, gold engraved mirrors, and antique figurines. The living room had all of the aforementioned elements in addition to heirloom seating and dark wood wardrobes. I was wary to ever step foot in that room due to a winding and twisted tree that could be seen through the lace curtains. Jamie had a coed sleepover once when I was still young and one of her guests shared an urban legend. It was the tale of the girl who was hit by a car and lodged into a tree, remaining there to this day. Naturally Jamie’s friend pointed an accusing finger out the window. That was the last time I ever felt comfortable in that room. 

Around the corner lay the dining room. It was a mostly forgotten place we only entered to retrieve china when there were more guests than dinnerware. However, one could run circles through the hall to the living room to the dining room to the kitchen, and repeat. That we often did.

Exit the dining room and discover a bright kitchen. The cabinets were a lipstick red but remained tactful due to their old age. The floor was covered in black and white tiles and on the center island were often placed delicacies like fresh danish, M&M’s, and diet Coke. My brother, cousins, and I often sat around the white iron table by a large crescent window with our “breakfast”. They didn’t have a backyard per se as the ivy and trees seemed to dart off the edge of a cliff until one could see houses below. My Aunt has reoccurring dreams she slides down the hill and discovers a beautiful inground swimming pool. Who would be surprised?

Walk out of the kitchen and you are back in the hallway facing the front door. Pass the cream carpeted staircase to the left and find a short flight of stairs with dark carpet and sandwiched by jet-black patent leather walls. This area was narrow enough that our little bodies could climb the walls with our back on one side and feet pressed against the other (very Spiderman). Once one descended the simple five stairs it became clear that the black patent leather extended out on both sides, covering the entire back wall of the den. This area was enormous. The square footage I wouldn’t know but imagine a downtown loft with little light. The bushes and lace curtains blocked most of the sun from the outside despite the long windows in the front wall. 

Great Aunt Marie, Mom, Pop Pop Pop, Mom Mom, Aunt Dorie in the den

 The space was large enough to have two enormous and beautiful heirloom carpets, maybe a half dozen fringe lamps, antique sofas, a pink chaise lounge, a large television, and space to spare. My favorite elements were the chaise, which made me feel so regal, and a full sized bar in the furthest left point of the room. The bar too was black patent leather with a foggy mirror behind it. Kris and I loved to make believe we were at a real bar, and it wasn’t that far off. Partially full bottles of liquor, crystal bowls, old bills, and family pictures rested within it. 

The first key to my labyrinth dreams could have originated in this den. On the left of the bar there was a door. For a while I knew my Uncle Danny stayed behind it, but I didn’t know what it was like within. Finally Jamie took me back and there was a laundry room with an ice chest full of cold treats and meat. Beyond the laundry room was another hallway and light illuminated from a threshold on the far left. I warily walked down feeling like an intruder of Danny’s space. The room was simple and plain with just a bed and a dresser.

Leave this secret corridor, back through the sprawling den, and up the patented stairwell to ascend the cream carpeted staircase. Standing at the top of the stairs, just like at the entrance of the house, one has many options. 

Jamie’s room was to the right and of fairly average size. She had a lovely canopy over her bed and her closet was the most enjoyable thing in her room. She left it practically bare and the wall slanted up the back. Her friends left graffiti and notes in Sharpie all over and the slant was perfect for running up and down.

Directly across from Jamie’s room was something we called “the playroom” though this was far from the truth. In reality it was a place where discarded belongings and treasures found a new home. The linoleum flooring peeled upwards in all directions and the findings could be anything from Barbie dolls to silverware. It was simply a mountainous pile of junk. However, adding to the dreamlike allure of the house was another hidden room within this one. There was a large sliding door closet on the left that was seemingly ordinary. Nevertheless open it, look up and one would find a tiny door leading to an attic. 

The attic was usually stiflingly hot or bitterly cold and only subtle beams of light would escape through the tiny windows. But it was carpeted and the perfect place to store the treasures you weeded out from “the playroom.” Whenever I found a particularly pretty Barbie, funny stuffed animal, or a piece to play dress up with I would bring it to its new home in the uppermost part of the house.

by Guy Aroch

When exiting the room and continuing down the hall a large bathroom was to the left and my cousin Jason’s room was beside that. Just as in real life my excitement was in getting to my Aunt’s bedroom, the final room, and I will do the same now.

The dream in which I discover my Aunt Dorie luxuriously asleep was not that far from reality. Jamie and I used to wake up obscenely early, as most kids do, and eagerly desire Dorie follow suit. After all, we were in deep need of jelly beans or a movie or whatever a car and adult escort required. We would quietly swing open the door and find Dorie snoring softly amongst a pile of creamy satin sheets and an array of pillows. The gold wrought iron bed frame twisted up the wall behind her head and the entire frame was set upon a grandiose one foot raised platform. She always looked like a beautiful queen. Again, just when you thought it was over there was one last element to discover.

Before the platformed bed was a long walk-in closet. Both sides were lined with gold framed and mirrored doors that curved into an L-shape. There were exquisite shoes on shelves and behind every door were more garments of sequins, gold, and intricate beading. At the end of the “L” there was a hidden bathroom, the discovery of which felt practically like the wardrobe to Narnia. The entire space was marble and gold. Dorie had an old time ivory and gold phone, a large tub, and mirrors everywhere. It was completely luxurious.

Is it any wonder that this place will not cease to invade my dreams?

by Mario Testino

Nylon and I have really been on the outs ever since they began proclaiming Cory Kennedy as someone to be idolized. Again. And again. And Again. Last time I checked partying after school special hours, constantly chewing with her mouth open, and developing a monstrous superiority complex were not on mom’s list of admirable qualities. But, whatever you say Nylon. 

At least they’ve had some great pictorials in the past. Here’s some favorites. 

And you know I love this,

I just concluded the 16 hour drive from Colorado with Jam, Keith, and Kris followed by a huge nap in my bed. My cousin’s wedding was really lovely and we all had a great time. Best of all, I’m finding the “growing up” in my family to be such fun. What I mean is, Kris and I were so protected in our childhood from all the facts, betrayals, and hardships kids simply should not know and now that we’re adults I’m learning all the scoop. 

I’m overwhelming impressed by the strength of the individuals in my family and amazed by the stories I’ve gathered. I look forward to documenting the adventures, near death experiences, disloyalties survived, addictions, crystal balls, the never ending house, and even murder.

Stay tuned…

I have been such a terrible blogger, I know. I’m surprised how difficult it is to just get to this somedays. 

Anyway, off to Colorado for my cousin’s wedding. Jamie, Keith, Kris and I are piling into a Honda Accord in about 20 minutes and heading out for the 17 hour journey. Part of me dreads the car portion but is thrilled about being sardined with the peeps I love.

I plan on contemplating my goth birthday party…

And focusing on becoming more Tina Fey-awesome. 

by Ruven Afanador

 I’ll miss my babe. Be back on Monday!

by Gitte Meldgaard (left) & Giampaolo Sgura

The other night Kelsey hosted a dinner party at her place. The meal was delicious and Kels, Kim, Michael, David and myself downed scrumptious sangria over gourmet BBQ chicken and conversation. By dessert, our topics darkened into debates on shark attacks, drowning, deadly and infamous movie-set mishaps, and speculation about how peaceful one’s submission to death might be. By the time we went dancing at Dub Club all morbid thoughts disappeared. 

At 2am I arrived home to an empty bed and waited for Drew to part with his hometown friends and go to sleep with me. In the meantime I popped open my laptop and perused a bit finally stumbled upon the drama surrounding Miss California. I’d avoided the subject out of disinterest but submitted to the bold headlines this time around. I gathered all the information and flip-flopped on how I felt. For me it seemed the contradictory Christian stance vs. nude pictures were just the classic signs of a young girl trying to discover her own code of morality. It is a bit sad the liberal media is chastising her and the conservatives are holding her up on such a high pedestal of purity considering her age and lack of life experience over one statement in a lousy beauty pageant. Do I think she’s lying about the conditions in which her breasts were out? Yes. However, having spent my high school years and beyond within church walls I can understand why she’d be dishonest- in judgmental circles, nothing is worst than losing face.  In short, this chick isn’t Billy Graham or C.S. Lewis even if she thinks she is. She’s a naive, young bleach blonde in a beauty pageant. How can we expect more from her? If Americans are really looking to these groups of women to guide our youth into a sound, moral life then we’ve got worst problems. 

Anyway, I’m not even wanting to talk about that. This is all to preface a dream I had. In one interview, Miss California said something about how she felt Satan and God were battling for her heart regarding what answer to give Perez Hilton. 

Somehow this brought me back to the morbid. Sometimes I think about the brutality of wars and the possibility of something so devastating on our own soil (or concrete as it may be). A literal battle. I often wonder how I would react in a fight for my life or my family’s lives in terrifying situations. Granted I have no reference point for this but I believe I’d discover an amazing resilience and ability to survive within myself. I just think my spiritual being would react in ways and make decisions and fight in a manner my logical mind couldn’t comprehend.

Now, it was 4am and way past bedtime. So, naturally, everything I’ve told you thus far warped itself into this incredibly insane and intensely vivid dream.

I found myself in an annihilated city. The streets were on fire, every building was covered in graffiti, rocks and rubble lined my walk. Ravaged billboards envisioned these tumultuous events as the end of the world  but clearly they were wrong because, there I walked. I guardedly but confidently carried a slew of supplies in my arms and wore destroyed white from head to toe. My hair was long, full and white blonde and when I saw a reflection of myself my face was ablaze, as though my resolve was radiating from the inside out.

by Rony Shram

I finally arrived at my destination and stood before the half demolished white building. Most of the outer walls were gone making it appear a deteriorating dollhouse. However, I decoded an array of enormous locks and padlocks and let myself in through a safe corridor. Music blasted from far down the hall and laughter echoed towards me. I was home. Within the hideout I found my brother Kris, Drew, and a slew of unfamiliar faces that I knew not in real life but within this reality. Everyone was wearing white but looked entirely fashionable and unique. We seemed like an group of angels trapped in this world or like a re-envisioned gang from The Warriors. 

Suddenly the entrance was pounding from the outside and “one of us” was screaming for help. Kris and I slipped down the hallway and let in the young boy. He too looked amazing in white but the expression he wore was distressed and horrified, “They are ready to battle! Tonight!” Our fellow hideaway mates crept from the distant rooms, faces grim. I had the sense I may die.

As we all planned for the fight - carving weapons, creating makeshift armor, re-spraying all we had white, and visualized our attack - my sound mind understood we were Christians battling Satanists during the end of the world (thank you, Carrie Prejean). As night fell, we gathered up everything we would need and entered the fiery streets. I felt terrified, forgetting my dream state, and adjusted my white armor as streaks of blonde swirled before my face. 

by James Mahon

At last I looked up and we were at our enemies’ hideout. In moments several of them came creeping out, and, as one might expect, looking all the “Satanists” role. Lips were smeared with black lipstick and eyes were ringed in charcoal. Some even had black leopards, snakes, and crows by their sides. I couldn’t cease to be impressed by their beautiful garments and powerful expressions but they drew no terror from me, only resolve to win.

From here it became a bloody and brutal fight as bodies collided with weapons, eyes cried in pain, and mouths gaped in horror.

Then I woke up. 

by Daniela Federici

I found these here. Really beautiful photos by Helmo. Enjoy!

 

PS- If you have access to 3d glasses, ch-ch-check it out.

I’m giving points for the lack of coppers in the second video. You be the judge. :)

Matt & Kim “Lessons Learned”

 

Make the Girl Dance “Baby Baby Baby”

My childhood best friend Tara is having a baby boy! 

I knew it’d feel incredibly bizarre when the people I knew as babies would begin having babies, but it’s also quite amazing. Back in day Tara and I played dolls everyday of our lives. We interchanged between Barbies and life-size babies I named Pamela and William. William looked so lifelike a woman actually screamed in the mall when I dropped him on the tile floor. 

ANYways, Tara’s having a baby.

Drew and I are definitely going to have little ones someday but it’s difficult to do so in LA, financially speaking. Especially when one’s “dream” career yields little money at the moment. :) I’d rather avoid the welfare offices and free clinics. I want mommyhood to look more like the following:

by Fabio Chizzola

last two by Chris Craymer

Last night Drew admitted that he finds me significantly less attractive when I’m rocking 90 year-old lady posture. (Can’t imagine why.) He loudly suggested I singlehandedly change the fashion industry’s obsession with the classic slouch pose and change mine in my own life. I feel confident I can at least do the latter. Stam or Daria could maybe spearhead the former.

Anyway, this task sounds wretchedly painful. I hate to obsess over this but I really do want people to envy my gorgeous stance someday… someday… someday.

I began slouching as soon as puberty hit middle school-wide and I found myself feet taller than the boys (like I didn’t already have enough romantic set backs!) So here I am, years later, with posture that caters to short pre-teen boys. Time to get rid of it.

by Ellen Von Unwerth

I’m so far from a label whore. Camilla could hardly believe I owned so little designer clothing but I’m so grateful it’s shocking. I’m hoping this means I’m pulling off rich dress with $30 or less, literally.

This is not to say I don’t dream of an enormous walk-in closet chock full of designer wares. As a matter of fact, if I could have worn anything in the world today, it would have been this:

Jacket and pants, Balmain; tank, Alexander Wang; shoes, Junya Wantanabe; tote, Anya Hindmarch; shades, Chloe; ring, Losselliani; perfume, Marc Jacobs; and polish, Beauty Nails at Barneys.

Instead I wore:

Grey t-shirt, Old Navy; white jeans, Urban Outfitters; black leather knee-high boots, Salvation Army; oversized grey cardigan, Goodwill; shades and silver necklace, Woman’s Closet I Cleaned Out; fake Onyx ring, Forever 21; and a black leather and gold purse, Aunt Dorie’s.

Eh, what are ya gonna do? :)