I love you, Jenna

This weekend marks my second year attending the Erotica LA porn convention. I love it… for different reasons than your average dude. I’ll be at the booth of and walking around with the people of XXXChurch, now based on the Vegas strip. There will also be plenty of Treasures chicks (many former strippers and “actresses”) all sporting neon “Jesus Loves Porn Stars” tees.

Dear Jesus please help me not maim any of the “Christian” protesters… of whom you know I love oh-so-very-much. They are so educated and warm. Their signs are never stupidly misspelled and they’re so friendly and approachable. Their thought of burning in hell for eternity due to a few poor life choices is such a comfort in a dark world…I’m so glad they show up EVERY TIME and continually ruin my religion’s reputation.  *Shudder*

ANYway, later!

<3